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Department News

  • Congratulations!

    • Tanya Nikitina just received a national Mellon fellowship to support her dissertation research next year. This is an extremely prestigious award (only 65 selected nationally)... Congratulations, Tanya!
  • Look Who's Talking

    • WCCFL is next weekend (27-29 April) in Berkeley. Be sure to hear the following talks by Stanford folks:

      • Phonological constraints on constituent ordering
        Arto Anttila
      • A diachronic account of English deverbal nominals
        Stephen Wechsler
      • Object-sharing as symmetric sharing: Evidence from serial verb constructions and predicate clefting
        Ken Hiraiwa and Adams Bodomo
      • Long-distance dependencies in Tagalog: The case for raising
        Veronica Gerassimova and Peter Sells
    • Also be sure to check out the Formal Approaches to Variation in Syntax conference, upcoming in York (UK), May 10-12:

      • Marie-Catherine de Marneffe, Uriel Cohen Priva, Scott Grimm, Sander Lestrade, Gorkem Ozbek, Tyler Schnoebelen, Susannah Kirby, Misha Becker, Vivienne Fong and Joan Bresnan. A statistical Model of Grammatical Choices in Children's Productions of Dative Sentences.
      • Joan Bresnan. Probabilistic Knowledge of Syntax -- evidence from the English dative.
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Caught in the Act


Bruno and Marie

Zut! Alors! Mortebleu!


Bruno explains key aspects of his dissertation to Marie (tout en francais, sans doute!)...



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Linguistic Levity

  • Sesquips From This Week's Sesquihumorist

    1. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
    2. Every calendar's days are numbered.
    3. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
    4. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
    5. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
    6. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
    7. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
    8. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
    9. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
    10. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
    11. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
    12. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
    13. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
    14. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
    15. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
  • Here's a link to a video of the Simpsons' take on the life of a graduate student.
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Goings-On

  • FRIDAY, 20 APRIL
  • SATURDAY, 21 APRIL
  • MONDAY, 23 APRIL
  • TUESDAY, 24 APRIL
    • CSLI Tea

      15:00 in the Cordura Hall Greenhouse

  • WEDNESDAY, 25 APRIL
    • Developmental Brown Bag Lunch

      12:00 in Jordan Hall (Bldg. 420), room 102

      Adrianna Weisleder (Psychology)
      FYP: Factors affecting how Spanish-speaking children learn and interpret adjectives in real-time speech comprehension

  • THURSDAY, 26 APRIL
    • UC Santa Cruz Linguistics Colloquium

      16:00 in the Cowell Conference Room (UC Santa Cruz)

      Manfred Krifka (Zentrum fuer Allgemeine Sprachwissenschaft, Typologie und Universalienforschung (ZAS), Berlin)
      More on the difference between `more than two' and `at least three'
    • Stanford Psychology of Language Tea (SPLAT)

      17:15 in MJH 126

      Graham Katz
      TBA

  • FRIDAY, 27 APRIL
    • WCCFL 26

      All day in 370 Dwinelle Hall (UC Berkeley)

  • Saturday, 28 APRIL
    • WCCFL 26

      All day in 370 Dwinelle Hall (UC Berkeley)

  • Saturday, 29 APRIL
    • WCCFL 26

      All day in 370 Dwinelle Hall (UC Berkeley)


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Upcoming

  • END OF THE YEAR PARTY now confirmed for Saturday, June 9. Live Music by Dead Tongues!
  • For local linguistic events, always consult the Department's event page, available RIGHT HERE

  • Got broader interests? The New Sesquipedalian recommends reading or even subscribing to the CSLI Calendar, available HERE.

  • What's happening at UC Santa Cruz? Find out HERE.

  • What's going on at UC Berkeley? Check it out HERE.


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April 20, 2007
Vol. 3, Issue 24



IN THIS ISSUE:
This Issue's Sesquipedalian Staff

Editor in Chief:
Ivan A. Sag

Design and Production Consultant:
Philip Hofmeister

Contributing Humor Editor:
Susan D. Fischer

Humorist:
Tom Wasow

Reporters:
Joan Bresnan, Beth Levin, Marie-Catherine de Marneffe

Newsletter Committee: Scott Grimm, Graham Katz, Ani Nenkova

Photographer: Dan Jurafsky

Inspiration:
Melanie Levin and Kyle Wohlmut