(12:32:52 AM) Jonathan: OMG
(12:32:58 AM) Jonathan: do not listen to that version of music of the night i sent you
(12:33:02 AM) Jonathan: it's FREAKING CREEPY
(12:33:04 AM) Jonathan: after the end
(12:33:06 AM) Jonathan: there's just organ banging
(12:33:08 AM) Jonathan: WTF
(12:33:12 AM) Jonathan: near gave me a heart attack!
(01:21:46 PM) Jonathan: i hate dan wetzel.
(01:26:38 PM) Jonathan: i send him hate mail
(01:26:43 PM) Jonathan: he's a tom brady idolizer
(01:26:44 PM) Jonathan: (id ont' really sent him hate mail)
(01:26:48 PM) Jonathan: (maybe just a couple of rants)
(01:27:10 PM) Jonathan: his articles sound like this: Peyton Manning isn't dating Gisele Bundchen, therefore Tom Brady > Peyton Manning
(01:27:20 PM) Jonathan: Bill Belichick cheated but it's the NFL's fault, everyone cheats
(01:27:25 PM) Jonathan: Oh, Tony Dungy? Whatever. I suck.
(01:27:34 PM) Jonathan: I want to get into the Patriots' pants
(6:39:32 PM) Eric D.: right now i am going to go get some cranberry juice. brb.
(6:42:05 PM) Eric D.: hmm
(6:42:17 PM) Eric D.: instead of cranberry juice, i brought back a 16 oz package of uncooked pasta
(6:42:22 PM) Me: i see
(6:42:24 PM) Eric D.: w.e
(6:42:38 PM) Eric D.: i'm probs going to make dinner now.
(1:12:55 PM) Eric D.: anyway, do you want to trade girlfriends?
(1:13:01 PM) Eric D.: mine gets crazy after 3 am
(1:13:03 PM) Eric D.: yours falls asleep.
(1:13:07 PM) Eric D.: it's much more convenient.
(1:13:19 PM) Eric D.: maybe laura needs a firmware upgrade
(11:05:45 PM) Molly: *sniff*
(11:05:52 PM) Molly: i had faith in you, giants
(11:06:01 PM) Molly: even though i didn't know you were a football team until an hour ago
(11:06:06 PM) Me: hahhaa
(11:06:12 PM) Molly: eh
(11:06:16 PM) Molly: i'm a bit sports challenged
(9:25:43 PM) Alison: By the way, where is ED? I raises the eyebrow at his absence at this hour
(9:25:43 PM) Alison: A prior engagement, perhaps
(9:26:01 PM) Me: He's shopping?
(9:26:07 PM) Me: I think that's what his message said
(9:26:37 PM) Alison: No doubt he'll require plenty of assistance from LG, I'd imagine
(9:27:22 PM) Alison: Although he might just be trying to expand his collection of purple legwear on his own
(9:27:26 PM) Alison: With ED you never can be sure
(10:35:58 PM) John L.: are you on a homeland security scholarship or something?
(10:36:01 PM) Me: haha no
(10:36:03 PM) John L.: oh
(10:36:11 PM) John L.: those dudes will give you a crapload of money
(10:36:17 PM) John L.: and all you have to do is some 6-week summer thing
(10:36:22 PM) John L.: i don't think you really have to sell your soul
(10:36:28 PM) Me: haha hmm
(10:36:51 PM) John L.: we're talking a metric crapload
(10:36:55 PM) John L.: it's like 30k or something
(13:19:22) chaos89creator: did you figure out what classes you're taking this year yet?
(13:19:35) liloshin: yeah i enrolled in chem 131 biosci 41 physics 45
(13:19:41) liloshin: i also enrolled in cs 106A but i might not keep it
(13:19:44) liloshin: since i figure
(13:19:44) chaos89creator: aha.
(13:19:47) liloshin: my schedule's way too techie
(9:23:55 PM) Eric D.: he would drop some rootkits on your ass or something
(7:59:19 PM) Molly: while there are many adjectives i would use to describe you, normal is not one of them
(1:55:36 PM) Yash: so, i glanced at my page down button
(1:55:43 PM) Yash: which says "pgDn"
(1:55:49 PM) Yash: i thought it said pr0n on it
(11:48:47 PM) Yash: you know what? you're such a ragin LUMO
(11:48:51 PM) Me: LUMO?
(11:48:55 PM) Yash: yeah, lumo
(11:49:01 PM) Me: liberal under machine oppression?
(10:04:18 AM) Me: Time to go conquer the laundry machines.
(10:04:20 AM) Me: Be back in 10.
(10:04:33 AM) Alison: Kill, maim, wash...
(7:54:08 PM) Molly: why do computers hate me?!
(7:54:53 PM) Molly: OMG KOALA!
(8:22:30 PM) Eric D.: oh man
(8:22:37 PM) Eric D.: how awesome are polar bears, honestly
(8:22:44 PM) Eric D.: they are so freaking leet
(8:22:57 PM) Eric D.: i thought so in middle school when i wrote papers about them whenever possible
(8:23:01 PM) Eric D.: and i still think so now.,
(8:23:12 PM) Eric D.: i wish i were a polar bear.
(1:50:01 AM) Molly: bust out?
(1:50:09 AM) Molly: sounds like you're kicking down a door or something
(9:43:34 PM) Eric D.: i have a shitload of work
(9:43:39 PM) Eric D.: so, logically, i am going to go play some games
(9:43:40 PM) Eric D.: peace out
(9:44:02 PM) Me: EU2.
(9:44:02 PM) Eric D.
(9:44:03 PM) Me: good choice.
(9:46:44 PM) Eric D.: eh
(9:46:45 PM) Eric D.: nah
(9:46:51 PM) Eric D.: i don't feel like it
(9:46:52 PM) Eric D.: argh
(9:46:54 PM) Eric D.: angst angst
(9:47:01 PM) Eric D.: eh
(9:47:05 PM) Eric D.: maybe i'll do some math
[07:31:14 PM] Justin: oh shit
[07:31:17 PM] chaos89creator: ...?
[07:31:19 PM] Justin: Steven Irwin died.
[07:31:23 PM] chaos89creator: yeah.
[07:31:28 PM] Justin: Wtf...
[07:31:39 PM] Justin: I think its time to go genocidal on stingrays!
[07:31:48 PM] chaos89creator: steven irwin was so hardcore
[07:31:53 PM] Justin: I know.
[07:31:59 PM] Justin: How could he die!?
[07:32:28 PM] Justin: He better come back in 3 days.
[07:32:33 PM] Justin: I expect some Jesus action.
[10:57:04 PM] Eric D.: one drawback of a teapot becomes apparent
[10:57:17 PM] Eric D.: it is unfortunately easy to accidentally pour tea all over one's desk
[4:37:45 PM] Eric D.: man, i can't believe it's been like 7 hours since i got up
[4:38:24 PM] Eric D.: i watched Bonnie & Clyde, read like 5 pages of HP 4, took a shower, and sat around with ice on my face
[4:38:26 PM] Eric D.: this is so boring
[4:38:57 PM] Eric D.: at least I have Jay-Z to keep me company.
[4:39:13 PM] Eric D.: if you're having girl problems, i feel bad for you, son
[4:39:18 PM] Eric D.: i got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[09:37:40 PM] Eric D.: ....
[09:37:44 PM] Eric D.: dude, you such a nerd
[09:37:49 PM] Eric D.: that sentence needs a verb
"JO is looking through his drawer, trying to decide which Che beret to wear. He has 3 red Che berets, 4 black Che berets, and 1 pink Che beret that his commie girlfriend left behind in his dorm. Since he cannot stand to wear the pink Che beret, he shuts his eyes and picks out two at random. What are the chances that he is foiled and ends up with the pink Che beret?"
[11:20:41 PM] Anshul: ok. we need a bottom line for the poem...
[11:20:44 PM] Anshul: overarching theme
[11:21:14 PM] chaos89creator: time's arrow overcomes all.
[11:21:14 PM] Anshul: I think he's saying that he loves this woman through and through in every possible way, but once their ways are parted he will forget about her and move on
[11:21:24 PM] Anshul: we just said the same thing, right?
[06:03:21 PM] Ben C.: You're the one coordinating the SCAT, or FOECES, or whatever our tourney's going to be called, correct?
[05:33:51 PM] chaos89creator: So where are you going?
[05:34:07 PM] Ben C.: that, my friend, is in the hands of the almighty
[05:34:22 PM] Ben C.: by which I mean the admissions departments.
[02:52:12 PM] John L.: they better take him
[02:52:17 PM] John L.: or i'll kill admissions
[02:52:18 PM] John L.: bastards
[02:52:37 PM] chaos89creator: OFFICE OF UNDERGRADUATE ADMISSIONS, BYERLY HALL, 8 GARDEN STREET
[02:52:46 PM] John L.: yes
[02:52:52 PM] chaos89creator: i was there
[02:52:56 PM] John L.: actually, i'm too lazy to walk all the way over there
[08:25:40 PM] Eric D.: yo wtm
[08:25:41 PM] Eric D.: screw this
[08:25:45 PM] Eric D.: i hate valentine's day
[08:26:06 PM] Eric D.: i only like it because you can get tons of chocolate at low prices for the rest of the week
[18:04:31] Anshul: brb, waffle
[18:04:33] chaos89creator: hahahaha
[18:05:43] Anshul: back
[18:05:51] Anshul: (retrieving, not eating or making)
[20:34:20] Eric D.: I am totally engaged in an epic battle for supremacy with my grapefruit
[10:13:00 PM] chaos89creator: i ran a ship into cthulhu
[10:13:03 PM] Eric D.: yeah
[10:13:05 PM] Eric D.: you suck
[11:24:10 PM] Eric D.: 20 years from now, TJ will have a fucking particle accelerator
[11:24:14 PM] chaos89creator: yeah
[11:24:16 PM] Eric D.: they'll be rivalling CERN
[11:24:16 PM] chaos89creator: i wouldn't be surprised
[11:24:22 PM] Eric D.: hehe
[11:24:46 PM] chaos89creator: "Higgs boson discovered by American CERN rival, TJHSST"
[11:24:57 PM] Eric D.: hahahahahhahaha
[11:28:11 PM] chaos89creator: heh
[11:28:30 PM] chaos89creator: "The notoriously ellusive Higgs boson has been discovered in an effort spearheaded by the Alexandria, VA magnet school Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology. This discovery has been confirmed by experts worldwide, albeit reluctlantly by CERN director, who remarked simply, 'that damn American high school beat us.'"
[02:28:27 PM] Eric D.: "Lone-pair electrons attack"
[02:28:29 PM] Eric D.: hahahahah
[02:28:37 PM] chaos89creator: i had an exclamation there for emphasis
[02:28:38 PM] Eric D.: ATTACK, ELECTRONS!!
[02:28:40 PM] chaos89creator: but then i removed it
[02:28:43 PM] Eric D.: good call
[02:28:56 PM] chaos89creator: yeah, Electrons get a +25 attack damage in the presence of a postive charge
[02:29:24 PM] chaos89creator: in lone-pair situations, chances of success increase by 250%
"Is this a 'let's see how much I can BS and still get into PSU' effort? 'In my leisure time, I greatly enjoy sitting out on the patio in my homemade beach chair, after a massive thunderstorm, staring at the puddles and occasionally glancing towards the sky in the hopes of spotting the rare rainbow phenomenon and looking for the proverbial pot of gold.'" -Anshul
[12:20:43 AM] Anshul: i'm very close to my quote.. i can smell it
[12:20:55 AM] chaos89creator: Hehe.
[12:21:00 AM] chaos89creator: Does it smell like victory?
[12:21:23 AM] Anshul: smells like a book left in a lunchbox since 1985
[12:21:34 AM] chaos89creator: aha
[12:21:41 AM] Anshul: (so, essentially like any other book)
[12:21:43 AM] chaos89creator: but the entire book smells that way.
[12:21:54 AM] Anshul: hmm
[12:21:55 AM] chaos89creator: so how can you smell that you're close to your quote, besides the fact that it has to be in the book?
[12:22:01 AM] Anshul: i guess it was just an olfactory hallucination
[12:22:05 AM] Anshul: that's the only explanation
[12:22:16 AM] Anshul: psychologically induced
[12:22:23 AM] Anshul: because i knew mentally that i was close
[12:22:29 AM] Anshul: i guess i psyched my nose into smelling the quote
[12:22:31 AM] chaos89creator: aha
[12:22:34 AM] Anshul: when it actually wasn't
[12:22:54 AM] Anshul: this still doesn't explain why it smelled like book, does it??
[12:22:55 AM] Anshul: damn
[12:23:12 AM] Anshul: i screwed up the fabrication
[12:23:19 AM] Anshul: totally botched it
[12:07:27 AM] Anshul: oh, right, the same thing can't be analogous
[12:07:31 AM] Anshul: because that'd just be weird
[12:07:50 AM] Anshul: apple:apple::apple:?
[12:07:56 AM] Anshul: it'd be like that
[12:08:00 AM] Anshul: and then everyone would ace the SAT
[12:08:07 AM] Anshul: and that would really suck
[12:08:14 AM] Anshul: because i was in the 98th percentile or something
[12:08:20 AM] Anshul: but if everyone aced it i'd just be average
[11:51:10 PM] anshulkumar: ok; i'm going to leave to do english
[11:51:25 PM] pesky_donkey: ok
[11:51:31 PM] pesky_donkey: damn, i still have a draft to do.
[11:51:41 PM] anshulkumar: ehh, it's 10x easier than college essays
[11:51:45 PM] anshulkumar: it will be almost relaxing
[12:12:53 AM] anshulkumar: (at some point a minute needs to be taken to laugh at the [Grapes of Wrath] ending, now that i've read it)
[12:55:41 AM] Laura G.: OMG
[12:55:43 AM] Laura G.: BARRY LIU IS GOD
[07:49:52 PM] chaos89creator: Some of these chemicals are natural painkilling proteins called endorphins, Greek for "the morphine within."
[07:49:57 PM] chaos89creator: "the morphine within"
[07:49:59 PM] chaos89creator: that is so beast
[07:51:01 PM] Eric D.: haha
[07:51:10 PM] Eric D.: sounds like an emo album
[07:01:52 PM] chaos89creator: Ylaine beat me on restriction enzymes
[07:02:02 PM] Eric D.: i don't even what the freaking hell those are
[07:02:08 PM] chaos89creator: BamHI
[07:02:10 PM] chaos89creator: EcoRI
[07:02:16 PM] chaos89creator: HinDIII
[07:02:50 PM] Eric D.: they sound like rapper names that were dreamt up by Kunal Vahkaria while drunk
[09:45:07 PM] Laura G.: ...is Karl Marx a mood?
[11:19:26 PM] thepriceiscorect: hey john
[11:19:31 PM] thepriceiscorect: can you see the aurora?
[11:19:47 PM] John L.: should i be able to? i didn't look
[11:20:00 PM] thepriceiscorect: oh, apparently northern lights is a kinda weed
[11:20:09 PM] thepriceiscorect: and i just misinterpreted a friend of mine
[11:20:17 PM] John L.: oh haha
[11:20:38 PM] John L.: i have the opposite problem; they talk about weed and i'm supposed to figure out wtf they actually mean
[11:13:07 PM] Barry: 3. A fuse is a wick that burns at one end
[11:13:12 PM] Justin: che
[11:13:16 PM] Justin: devils dict
[11:13:19 PM] Barry: no
[11:13:21 PM] Barry: and examples include the baker, the beacon maker, and the washer woman.
[11:13:28 PM] Justin: hmmm i am beast
[11:13:38 PM] Barry: The anvil, the corner, the dove, and the long bookend are all examples of
[11:13:43 PM] John L.: buzz
[11:13:53 PM] John L.: tarot? beats me
[11:13:59 PM] Eric D.: haha
[11:14:00 PM] Barry: lol no
[11:14:04 PM] Volkov3k: the dreaded BOOKEND card
[11:14:07 PM] Barry: induction coils, while the rabbit, the acorn, and the switch engine
[11:14:10 PM] John L.: yeah that means you're screwed
[11:14:10 PM] Justin: my buzz owns joo
[11:14:15 PM] Barry: are all examples of methuselahs.
[11:14:19 PM] John L.: noooooooooooo
[11:14:21 PM] John L.: nooooooo
[11:14:24 PM] Justin: nooooooooooooo
[11:14:24 PM] Barry: More famous objects include spaceships and guns, as well as puffers which are like spaceships but leave behind debris.
[11:14:29 PM] Justin: dude
[11:14:29 PM] chaos89creator: *
[11:14:31 PM] chaos89creator: game of life
[11:14:33 PM] Justin: we got served
[11:14:36 PM] John L.: hah
[11:14:38 PM] John L.: good neg though
[12:08:45 AM] chaos89creator: SCORE
[12:08:50 AM] chaos89creator: QED.
[12:08:55 AM] chaos89creator: who is the bomb now
[12:09:04 AM] chaos89creator: i feel all... manly.
[12:09:12 AM] chaos89creator: or perhaps just nerdy.
[12:09:14 AM] chaos89creator: not sure.
[12:09:24 AM] Eric D.: there's not really a difference.
[08:06:47 PM] Kunal: i hate this driscoll kid
[08:06:49 PM] Kunal: he aint online
[08:06:58 PM] chaos89creator: he's fencing.
[08:07:07 PM] Kunal: o
[08:07:09 PM] Kunal: is that y
[08:07:16 PM] Kunal: i shouldnt be so harsh and judgemental
[07:30:39 PM] Michael: how accurate does Gally want us to be?
[07:31:21 PM] Michael: in other words, does he expect us to be right?
"do you feel like we're learning more physics in calc than we are in physics?"
[05:07:55 PM] Eric D.: I am the most brilliant person ever
[05:08:05 PM] Eric D.: i have a Konfabulator applet for weather
[05:08:17 PM] Eric D.: and lately I've noticed that it's been really inaccurate
[05:08:56 PM] Eric D.: my weather program is set to Cairo
[05:08:57 PM] Eric D.: wtf
[09:04:52 PM] Eric D.: so is Dr. Lechnar though
[09:05:00 PM] Eric D.: he rambled into my Euro classroom this morning
[09:05:03 PM] chaos89creator: hhahahahaha
[09:05:04 PM] chaos89creator: YES!
[09:05:07 PM] chaos89creator: D.LECH!
[09:05:46 PM] Eric D.: and was like "yo, cornwell... how's driscoll doing?" and she was like "um, he's a driscoll.." and then she saw the discussion group booklets he was carrying and started exclaiming over how awesome they were, etc., and then he wandered out of the room
[09:05:49 PM] Eric D.: it was totally hilarious
[09:05:53 PM] Eric D.: dr. lechnar is so awesome
[09:05:59 PM] chaos89creator: yeah
[09:06:14 PM] chaos89creator: if he weren't like 66 and male, i'd ask him out
[09:06:20 PM] chaos89creator: that's how awesome he is
[09:06:20 PM] Eric D.: hahahaha
[09:06:23 PM] Eric D.: ohh yeahhhh
[09:06:33 PM] Eric D.: i'm in love with him too
[08:19:45 PM] John L.: i'm such a beast
"We might have lost Karl Marx II, but Barry Liu is still in fine picture-breaking form." -Alison
"PE was enjoyable today only because Jason got leveled twice by huge people and then jumped right up and was fine. I need to learn how to do this. Two days ago I was playing goalie, and I swear the ball hit my hand, disappeared for a minute, and rematerialized on the other side and went into the goal. Not cool." -Anshul
[10:52:26 PM] RatiocinativeGod: omg
[10:52:30 PM] RatiocinativeGod: mate clogging drain
[10:52:52 PM] Volkov3k: i'd hate to be in his hall the night he runs out