Annual B'day Bash 2001

Unfortunately, he's not going to make it. Save for the date with Aish, he had no excuses; so I am quite pissed off.


Schedule, Venue, Contact and Directions:
After a lot of bloodshed, the venue has been decided to be Uma and Gurmeet (manku)'s place. Manku pajee is known worlwide and happens to be the coolest dude in town (gulp, he's married now); and Uma phabeejee is most caring and coolest phabeejee on the planet.
We meet at 6.00 pm this Thursday, Sept. 6. The venue is:
2005 California St #5, Mt View, CA 94040
Ph: (650) 967 1890
For the location click below:
Location (courtesy Yahoo maps)
My contact address and nos. are at the end.
It won't be possible to continue the party till late night on weekday; please come early so that we can start early.


What's in Store?
Music, Bhangra (traditional south african dance), Indian Food, sher-o-shayari in punjabi, in-home DVD play (sallu bhai song on special demand, kabootar gaana from Dil Chahta Hai), and lots of fun.


Guests?
Should you think its absolutely necessary for you to know the guests beforehand, go visit the FRIENDS section on my web page:
http://www.stanford.edu/~jatinder


B'day Bash 2001 FAQ
Q: I am not sure what gifts to bring?
Ans: Don't even think of bringing any gifts. According to special agent (Khalistaan Kamaando Force) S. Pritpaal Singh "hacker", people who brought gifts in B'day Bash 2000, are reported to be in coma till date.
(no seriously, guyz please dont spoil the mood by carrying any gifts around)

Q: I only have a pair of Newport Jeans and the shirt my mom bought for me from redhi market at Chandigarh?
Ans: You might want to fix an appointment with a psychiatrist beforehand, because of severe depression you will have after the event.

Q: I want to knock everybody out with this Maths riddle I know. Can I do that?
Ans: Modula Oblongata is the region of brain that supports feelings of envy and fear. Medical reports in the past have shown that prolonged obsessive envy symtoms have been observed in people who have attempted to discuss anything remotely related to Maths, in gatherings where Uma (a Maths Major) was present.

Q: I am a party freak, a paaka daarubaaz, should I expect alcoholic beverages?
Ans: With due deference to the presence of some distinguised guests, the organizers will ensure a completely decent celebration. A durbaan is being hired by the organizers. The organizers take no responsibility whatsoever for the injuries caused by a head on collision with concrete floor, resulting from a free fall from terrace.

Q: Can I discuss my dislike for Sallu Bhai, or abstain from the special on-demand sallu bhai song?
Ans: That will be deemed highly unethical and inappropriate.

Q: I didn't know B'day partities are on dutch? Isn't that unfair?
Ans: Organizers cant help. SBLC, Stanford B'day Celebration Committee, has mandated this through the amendment no. 303 to SBLR, Stanford Book of Limca Records.

Q: Its a desi party so I guess we can come half an hour late?
Ans: Strict adherence to aforementioned time is expected. A public display of the names of the people with the number of miliseconds by which they happen to be late will be recorded in BST, Baba's Special TADABASE, copyright Mayank Bawa.

Q: If I can't find the venue, if I get lost, should I call 911?
Ans: While thats an option, I would suggest that you try calling manku or me instead.

Acknowledgements
The organisers would like to thank "yahoo maps" and "Khalistan Kamaando Force", without whose generous suport, organization of B'day Bash 2001 would not have been impossible.

Any concerns or queries may be addressed to me:
My address and Contact Numbers
(Emails will be responded to in the order in which they are received. Given the popularity of B'day Bash, overwhelming load of queries is expected this year; as has been the case in the past)