Most of the following were contributed by Geoffrey Skinner.

If it ain't broke--break it! : and other unconventional wisdom for a changing business world / Robert J. Kriegel and Louis Patler. -- New York : Warner Books, c1991.
ocm22310829 / HF5386 .K855 1991 / OCLC.

If it doesn't work ... complain [motion picture] / produced by Gilbert Altschul Productions, Inc. -- Evanston, IL : Journal Films, 1975.
ocm03599535 / HF5415.5 / OCLC.

If you don't dance they beat you / Jose Quintero. -- Boston : Little, Brown, [1974].
ADT1110 / PN2287 .Q54 A3 / Stanford Auxiliary Library 3.

If you die you gotta punch out first! [motion picture] / Dena Schutzer. -- New Rochelle, N.Y. : Schutzer, 1977.
ocm05643410 / PN1997 / OCLC.

If you want guarantees, buy a toaster / Robert M. Hochheiser. -- 1st ed. -- New York : Morrow, c1991.
ocm23142783 / HF5381 .H522 1991 / OCLC.

--submitted by Brian Kunde

Originally published in SUL News Notes, Volume 3, Number 33, September 2, 1994. These titles reflect the compiler's notions of the humorous, wry, ironic or unusual, and should not be construed as reflecting any other opinion or judgment, including the editorial opinion of the original publisher.