How to be a hermit : or, A bachelor keeps house / by Will Cuppy. -- New York : H. Liveright, 1929.
CY2299 / 817.4 .C97hb / Green Library - Stacks.

How to deep-freeze a mammoth / Björn Kurtén. -- New York : Columbia University Press, 1986.
AFS0389 / QE35 .K97613 1986 / Stanford Auxiliary Library.

How to bring up 2000 teenagers / Ralph Rutenber. -- Chicago : Nelson-Hall, c1979.
ADT3868 / HQ796 .R87 / Cubberley Education Library.

--submitted by Geoffrey Skinner and Brian Kunde

Originally published in SUL News Notes, Volume 1, Number 32, August 14, 1992. These titles reflect the compiler's notions of the humorous, wry, ironic or unusual, and should not be construed as reflecting any other opinion or judgment, including the editorial opinion of the original publisher.