[Prefatory note: from the summer of 1992 through the spring of 1993, the Stanford University Libraries set about the gargantuan task of barcoding their holdings. In the initial phase, barcodes were produced from the Libraries' online catalog, each title record generating a sticker with five lines of information. The first contained the call number and copy number of the piece. The second contained an often truncated title (the cutoff point being 30 characters or the point at which the subtitle began, whichever came first). The third contained the phrase "Stanford University Libraries" as an identify of the organization owning the volume. The fourth contained the actual barcode, and the fifth the barcode in numerical form.

The stickers were printed out in sheets containing multiple stickers in call number order, and turned over to library employees, who, so armed, proceeded to the stacks to seek out and afix them to the matching volumes. The second and third lines of a given sticker, when read together, occasionally produced an amusing pseudo-title, instances of which were avidly recorded by the employee barcoders. Some of these were later published in SUL News Notes, the libraries' electronic newsletter, for the edification of all. To wit:]

     Many waters cannot quench Stanford University Libraries

     Triumph in adversity: Stanford University Libraries

     Empire of dust: Stanford University Libraries

     I was no Lady, I followed the Stanford University Libraries

     The magnificent adventures of Stanford University Libraries

     Running to beat hell: Stanford University Libraries

--Submitted by Brian Kunde and Geoffrey Skinner

Originally published in SUL News Notes, Volume 1, Number 45, November 13, 1992. These titles reflect the compiler's notions of the humorous, wry, ironic or unusual, and should not be construed as reflecting any other opinion or judgment, including the editorial opinion of the original publisher.