Borrower Blues
by Anonymous
This book’s in the South Stacks,
that one’s off in SAL.
This one’s here, but checked out.
That one’s simply gone.
I’m just out of luck:
project’s nearly due.
Can’t complete it, now.
I’ve got the borrower blues.

Portal jockey stops me
’cause I’ve lost my card.
Can’t get in my locker —
combination’s lost.
I’m plain out of luck:
project’s due today.
Can’t complete it, now.
I’ve got the borrower blues.

Can’t check out that thesis
I need to consult.
Haven’t brought the last back:
lost the book last month.
Haven’t got the money
on me for the fine.
I’m shit-out-of-luck, now.
project’s over-due.
Can’t finish, no way.
I’ve got the can’t hack it,
hard case, no good,
dead-beat, bummed out,
borrower —
buh-luuues....
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Borrower Blues

Originally published in
SUL News Notes, Vol. 5, no. 5, Feb. 9, 1996.

1st web edition posted 7/29/2008.
This page last updated 7/29/2008.

© 1996-2008 by Fleabonnet Press for the author.