Libraries and Fleas
by Brian Kunde
Colleges sprout libraries
Rather like a dog breeds fleas;
Tough to find one that’s without ’em
Lurking, here and there, about ’em
(Though we might be somewhat wary
Claiming fleas are necessary).

Lazy curs those pestered are—
Spared the nip, they don’t go far.
Bitten, though, and they take action,
If it’s only in reaction—
Revving minds to fever pitch
How they best can scratch that itch.

Few find either gnat of use:
Most heap rancor and abuse
On the humble flea for making
Misery, and us for taking
Funds they'd rather, in their dreams,
Lavish on athletic teams.

Generally, though, some compunction
Forces folks to see our function,
Somewhat sparing us their wrath.
Other times, we take a bath,
Just as canines must, when they
Have too many fleas in play.

Still, like fleas, which make the dog
Exercise its limbs, we jog
Student minds to cogitation
By the constant irritation
From our pestilential lore—
And why not? It's what we're for.
* * * * *

Libraries and Fleas (B-0012 [B-06.4])
(Poems from the Stanford Libraries: 4)

from Two by Four: and other poems, 3rd ed., Dec. 2000.
An earlier version appeared in
SUL News Notes, Vol. 3, no. 43, Nov. 18, 1994.

1st web edition posted 12/27/1995
(updated 1/25/1996).
2nd web edition posted 3/16/1998
(updated 2/15/2000).
3rd web edition posted 6/28/2004.
This page last updated 6/28/2004.

Published by Fleabonnet Press.
© 1994-2004 by Brian Kunde.