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Think! denies all responsibility for Tuesday (9.26.00) morning's attempt to ram a construction vehicle through a Starbucks. Neither does Think! admit to complicity in any anti-starbucks campaign (save our own). In fact, Think! May soon issue a denial of its own existence (but maybe that’s just vaporware…).

Furthermore, Think! does not endorse the Mountain View Voice or its coverage of Tuesday’s event. Clearly, the front page article they devoted to the spectacle of a stolen front-end loader which had smashed into a pillar in front of the globalization icon was meant to demean democracy activists worldwide, and distract political attention from more important pursuits, like the IMF protests this week in Prague. Think! may encourage the general public never again to read a local newspaper. Since Think! has no coherent decision structure, it hasn’t decided yet.

Think! has yet to release an official statement in support or opposition of the Mountain View assailant’s next project, to bulldoze the Starbucks that has invaded our pristine ultra-cultural campus, or his ten-year Stanford development plan, which includes the arson of Old Union.

Finally, no person associated with Think! would ever sink to the level of going to Mountain View anyhow, much less driving there in a stolen construction vehicle. And nobody associated with Think! has ever had a problem with speling.