Brooke Brody-Waite

Previous Squash Experience?
played on the club team freshman year

What do you do after practice?
Try to find a cute boy to give me a butt massage.

What are your interest/hobbies other than squash?
Politics, Tennis, Writing (journalism and short fiction), Music, Keg Stands

Favorite book?
A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving; Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand

Favorite movie?
Braveheart, A Few Good Men, Good Will Hunting

Favorite quote?
"If you're a conservative at 20 you have no heart; if you're a liberal at 40 you have no brain." --Winston Churchill

Favorite drink?
Midori sour, Tenents Lager, Irn-Bru

One word that best describes you?
I've been called Napoleon on several occaisions. It may have to do with the fact that I'm short and want to take over the world. Just a guess.

One goal that you would most like to meet?
I would like either to be the female version of Bill O'Reilly or become the first American ambassador to an independent Scotland. Either one works for me.

What do you plan to do after graduation?
I was supposed to be a political journalist. But with this market, I'll probably end up with a job that requires me to say "would you liked whipped cream on your half-fat no-caf double latte?" every five minutes, or I'll be the best gosh darn political columnist at the BumbleF*ck Weekly Observer.