Why?: 'Coz.

Interests outside of squash: Tennis, Cricket, Chess, How stuff works,
Massage therapy

One goal you would most like to meet this year: To get all my problem sets
for a week done more than three minutes before they are due.

Something about you not many people know: I was a miracle child.

Describe yourself in one word: Zany ;-)

Favorite Stanford Squash Team Story: Not too many stories so far, but I
guess "Slut!" would be the first one.

How did you get into Stanford, you idiot?: Paid my way through.

One question to ask <insert Deity of choice>: Who's your daddy?

Complete this line: He that is master of himself will soon...end up in
a recursive master-slave relationship with no base case.

Crumple or fold: Fold, then wet with water. If I was in India, I'd only use water.