Why?: Zee?

Interests outside of squash: Soccer, girls, trumpet, piano, juggling, girls, eating, sleeping, girls, parties.

One goal you would most like to meet this year: Not die.

Something about you not many people know: I have a total of four and one third friends.

Describe yourself in one word: Perendinate.

Favorite Stanford Squash Team Story: Defintely 'The Catholic School Girls and B-Game Levine'. But 'All the Little Boys he Touched', 'Sam the Shoe Thief', and 'The Robot' are close seconds.

How did you get into Stanford, you idiot?: With Affirmative Action. Stanford realized in order to have a truly diverse campus, they would need students of all
ethnicities, religions, and socio-economic backrounds. And one Nebraskan. Which is where I come in.

One question to ask <insert Deity of choice>: Why are certain people never incinerated by bolts of lightning?

Complete this line: He that is master of himself will soon... master you. Yes, you.

Crumple or fold: Crumple.