Why?:

Interests outside of squash: listening to old people's music (like
opera and smooth jazz), pretending I don't have work, pretending that I
own a ferrari and that I'm driving it, pretending that Boston had come
back from a 3-0 deficit to win the ALCS (WAIT, that did happen!)

One goal you would most like to meet this year: Learn how to fly.

Something about you not many people know: I own a TI-89 calculator.

Describe yourself in one word: Kwan.

Favorite Stanford Squash Team Story: When we beat Navy.

How did you get into Stanford, you idiot?: Stanford didn't have enough
Asians at the school, so they took me.

One question to ask <insert Deity of choice>: Can you make a rock heavy enough that you can't lift it?

Complete this line: He that is master of himself will soon... not answer this question.

Crumple or fold: Fold