Why?: Because I %$#&ing said so.

Interests outside of squash: The Daily, beirut, toasted ravioli.

One goal you would most like to meet this year: Win C Division and tell
great pre-match jokes.

Something about you not many people know: I can both read and write in
English.

Describe yourself in one word: Boss.

Favorite Stanford Squash Team Story: Playing poker in the airport in Las
Vegas using Altoids as chips. Oh yeah, and checking out Chris' war wounds.

How did you get into Stanford, you idiot?: Let's just say my accpetance and
Mamlet's forced departure are not mutually exclusive. Nah, just kidding,
I'm a genius.

One question to ask <insert Deity of choice>: Should I call "P" or "D" against Navy?

Complete this line: He that is master of himself will soon... be the
master of his domain.

Crumple or fold: Crumple...ya sicko.