Why?: Why not?

Interests outside of squash: Cello... really. Among other things.

One goal you would most like to meet this year: That's a good question, to which I have no answer. Seriously.

Something about you not many people know: Please...

Describe yourself in one word: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious... the funny thing is, I didn't know that word until I looked up pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Favorite Stanford Squash Team Story: That's a good question, to which I have no answer. Seriously.

How did you get into Stanford, you idiot?: That's a good question, to which I have no answer. Seriously.

One question to ask <insert Deity of choice>: Joe Kirscher, why is this bio taking so damn long to fill out.

Complete this line: He that is master of himself will soon......sorry, I have to run to my IHUM discussion and I don't have time to finish this sentence.

Crumple or fold: Crumple... I think.