Nickname: Herbie, DHerb, Monkees
Year: 2007
Major: International Relations and Music
Interests outside of squash: The Daily, telling stories, my infamous trip
write-ups, and, umm, a small glass of egg nog at Christmas
One goal you would most like to meet this year: The same thing we do every
year, Georgie. Try to win C Divison.
Something about you not many people know: I shot Harrison Ford in the face
during a paintball game. Full story available upon request.
Favorite drink: Campari soda
Favorite Stanford Squash Team Story: Several. One of my favorites is the
time I convinced the pilots on not one but two transcontinental flights to
announce over the intercom system that former world #1 Mark Talbott was on
board.
How did you get into Stanford, you idiot? The question isn't how did I get
in, it's how am I going to get out.
Crumple or fold? Crumple. Maybe the reason George can never hang out is
because he's busy folding. Or it could be the fact that he's a d-bag.
Either way, I hate that kid.