Club Deportivo Zapata

ETA-Bernard Luis Fraga

Bernard Luis Fraga is a sophomore from Mishawfkkwakwfkwakwwkfakkawkakakaka, Indiana, in the cultural black hole (except white) known as the Midswest (Fine. Exclude Chicago. And any other large city.) He is planning to major in Political Science (yeah, he's real PC), Linguistics (he doesn't really know what that is either), and minor in Spanish (Surprise, Surprise). In his spare time, Bernard enjoys Jazz music, sensual massages, and long walks in the moonlit quad. In addition to being your typical sketchy grad student (without the sketchy grad part), Bernard is active in campus organizations, especially focusing on the Chicano/Latino community here at Stanford. Have a question about giving back to the community, protesting like it's 1969, or becoming involved in campus orgs? Bernard probably is a decent person to ask, as long as you don't mention any orgs he's part of on your résumé. It gets future Politician/Lt. Governor/L.A. Mayor types into trouble.