Overheard

Someone: "So, Naomi, where do you want to go to college? Stanford?"
Naomi: "I don't know; I think I want to go somewhere with different weather for a different experience."
Mickey: "You mean like FroSoCo? Or Lag? There's a lake..."

"We're going to evolve, and then we won't need you anymore."
-Edward

"I'm not very good at handling phallic objects."
-Alice

"I will fight you to the death for my testicles. You will have to pry them from my cold, dead fingers."
-Jason

"Wow, I never knew you were stupid... I thought you were just a regular person."
-Edward

"You country slickers."
-Gene

[on cowtipping] "You might sneak up on a cow... if it's daydreaming."
-Jess L.

"Does anybody have a pen? I'm writing in chocolate."
-Jason

Jess K.: "Doesn't PDA in the dining hall make you want to throw up?"
Jimmy: "I think it makes me hungry."

Front of Ashley's t-shirt: I DON'T LIKE YOU.
Back of t-shirt: STOP CRYING.

Awesome Non-Serra Quotes

"Too often, we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."
-John F. Kennedy

"If you take a bale of hay and tie it to the tail of a mule and then strike a match and set the bale of hay on fire, and if you then compare the energy expended shortly hereafter by the mule with the energy expended by yourself in the striking of the match, you will understand the concept of amplification."
-William Shockley, co-inventor of the transistor

"Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool."

"Of course I don't look busy. . . I did it right the first time."

"For every problem, there exists a simple and elegant solution which is absolutely wrong."
-J. Wagoner

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
-Herm Albright


Last modified January 20, 2007.