So you wanna be a trump, huh? Well, you look sturdy enough. Is that a bottle of tequila you're holding? Perfect. Where's
your horn? Well, don't worry about that for now; just fill out the form and we'll see what we can do.

Join Who are you? I really wanna know

 
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Who the hell do you think you are?
High School Student
COLLLEEEEEEGGGGGE! Student
The Ubiquitous Other
 
Have you played the trumpet before?
Yup
Nope
How long?

OK, and for how many years have you played the trumpet?

 
Please explain yourself. Seriously, what's your excuse? I mean, you can't
just waltz in here with a gerbil and demand to see the President--I don't care
how much access Richard Gere had in the Clinton White House, that kind of
shit just doesn't fly anymore.