Sexion 1: Performance and Playing Ability
	Have you ever tried to play a trumpet?
	Have you ever made an actual note come out of the trumpet?
	Have you ever hit a high C?
	Can you still hit a high C?
	Have you ever *said* you can hit a high G?
	Have you ever hit a confirmed high G?
	Have you ever *said* you can hit a double C?
	Have you ever hit a confirmed double C?
	Have you ever gotten a major head rush/passed out from playing (not from drinking)?
	Have you ever been told to "check your shorts" after playing a really high note?
	Have you ever been to a Band performance but were too incapacitated to contribute?
	Have you ever been the only trumpet player at a Band performance?
	Have you ever been the only trumpet player at a performance but been too incapacitated to contribute?
	Do you own your own trumpet?
	Have you ever switched (just trying it once or twice doesn't count) to trumpet from another instrument?
	Have you ever been sexion leader?
	Have you ever played the Banner solo?
	Have you ever been TPed, whipped-creamed, pantsed, had a squid put in your ass or been otherwise molested while practicing the banner solo?
	Have you ever played the Banner solo without cracking?
	Have you made it through all of your Banner solos without cracking?
	Have you ever soloed in the Penis Song?
	Have you ever played the Hip Solo?
	Have you ever played the Hell Solo?
	Have you ever been on the jumbotron while playing?
	Have you ever been the point of a field show formation?
	Do you know the words to 5:15?
	Have you ever missed class for a rally?
	Do you know all the verses to the Dirty Golden Bear?
	Have you ever applied for staph?
	Have you ever been on staph?
	Sexion 2: Social Ability
	Have you ever been told that you have a "trumpet ego"?
	Have you ever hit on a Dollie or clarpic?
	Women: Have you ever scoffed at a trump who was trying to hit on a Dollie?
	Have you ever "gotten some" from a Dollie?
	Have you ever "gotten some" from another trump?
	Have you managed to "get some" with any member of the Stanford Band?
	Have you ever used your trumpet or any part thereof for sexual purposes?
	Have you ever gotten lost at Davis Picnic Day?
	Have you ever thrown up in or shortly after the parade at Davis Picnic Day?
	Have you ever held the conviction that oral sex should not be perceived as degrading?
	Have you touched Heather? (No, I mean that Heather.)
	Have you ever met/slept with Ben's mom?
	Have you ever slept in the shak?
	Have you ever slept in the rally bin?
	Have you ever bought tequila as a bribe?
	Have you ever been limericked?
	Have you ever used the word "Modesquad?"
	Do you get excited when it's 8:50?
	Have you ever been molested by Port?
	Have you ever acquired a sign for the shak?
	Have you ever hooked up with another trump?
	Sexion 3: Drinking Ability
	Have you ever had tequila?
	Have you ever passed out from drinking too much tequila?
	Have you ever passed out from drinking too much tequila and missed a Band event because of it?
	Have you ever been in charge of making a rank drink for the trumpet sexion?
	Have you ever considered ice to be a mixer?
	Have you ever lost money on a rank drink you volunteered to make?
	Have you ever tasted Tuna Colada, Scope, Water[tm], Feed the Ducks, Tropical Enema, Bruin Brew, or PineSol?
	Have you ever gone to class drunk as a result of a band event?
	Are you drunk right now?
	("Non-drinkers", or persons under the "age" of "21", please substitute the "following" questions)
	Sexion 3a: EANAB Drinking Ability
	Have you ever had an EANAB?
	Have you ever passed out from drinking too much of an EANAB?
	Have you ever gotten pukey because of an EANAB you drank? Lactose intolerance counts!
	Sexion 4: Clothing and Hygiene
	Do you own a Cuervo bandana?
	Do you own a trump t-shirt?
	Do you own official trump boxers?
	Have you ever dropped trou?
	Have you ever dropped trou and then realized you were wearing tighty-whities?
	Have you ever dropped trou and realized that you were not wearing underwear at all?
	Have you ever cleaned your trumpet?
	Have you ever cleaned your trumpet and wished you'd left well enough alone?
	And a little something for the ladies
	Have you ever been asked out by a "sketchy trump?"
	Have you ever dated outside of your sexion to avoid said "sketchy trump?"
	Have you ever been the only female trump at a band event?
	Have you ever not been the only female trump at a band event?
	Have you ever been accused of using "unlady-like" language?
	Are you a member of Deca Pi?
	Do you know your Deca Pi number?

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