So you want to join the band...

Here’s how:

1. Come to the Band Shak any Monday at 7:00 PM.
2. Bend over. No, no, no—we don’t do anything like that. What do you think we are, the Trojan Marching Band?
3. Pick up an instrument. Any instrument.
3.50 Blow into it. Make a noise (hopefully).*
4. Rock the fuck out.**

*Noise not necessarily required.
**Required.

Or, fill out our handy web application.

Disclaimer: The one, the only, the truly incomparable Leland Stanford Junior University Marching Band is a diverse group. We do not discriminate based on race, sex, religion, sexual orientation, hotness, musicianship or body odor. We don't take boring people, though. Sorry.

Don't worry if you don’t know anything about music—we take people of all musical abilities. If you can't play an instrument, we'll teach you. If you've been playing since age two, there are plenty of ways to challenge yourself—taking free private lessons with the music department, Red Vest Band, learning how to arrange music, and taking on the incredible challenge of rocking out and playing at the same time.

If you have any questions, feel free to email Dan and Meagan, our recruit'ers.

Can you blow?
Can you beat?
Do you like to have fun?
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Year	Innocent (not in college yet) Proven Guilty (Freshman) Held Without Bail (Sophomore) Incarcerated (Junior) Petty Thief (Senior) Felon (Graduate Student) War Criminal (Alumnus) Lawyer (other)
Stanford Affiliated?	Yes No
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My bribe will be*: *As in the real world, while bribes aren’t always required, they sure make things a lot easier for everyone involved.	My immortal soul Your immortal soul Sex toys Sex (with me) Sex (with a Brady Bunch member of your choice) Nothing I plan to get in on my talent
Sexion? (check all that apply): Trumpz Clarpicz Mellz Altoz Bonz Tenrz Tööbz ABF Drumz Dollies* Tree* Propz Team** *Dollie auditions are held in February and Tree tryouts will be held late Winter quarter. Check the boxes for more information. **The Propz team will work with out Property Managers in the fall to build the many props needed for our field shows. Like building stuff, but don't want to play music? Don’t know how to play, but want to rock out on the field? This is for you!
Experience:	None I know what music is I can pick my instrument out of a lineup I can read...music! I used to play/dance back in the old days... I play a band instrument/I dance ...and I'm better than you ...and your mother ...as well as Wynton Marsalis/Mikhail Baryshnikov
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