From the mouths of babes (well, college students)

"Was it God, or was it just gross incompetence and injustice?" - Christina Dudley
"Where did Justus get those buns?" - Christina Dudley
"If we're the body of Christ, does that mean we eat ourselves at communion?" - Alex Pearson
"I need to find someone to rip this weiner in half." - Christina Dudley
"Dirty laundry is not a revolving door." - Leah Meagher
"Can't we just move around in our sleeping bags without stripping?" -Ally Field
"Oh, is she the blond girl who makes the movies?" - Matt Schneider on Erin Winter (when she was Erin Winter, that is)
"We need to get you home and get you changed!" - Ali, on Jake
"I think George Washington was a medium president." - Dr. Rev. Scott Dudley

"No tray, no pay" - Ben Olding on University Dining Services policy

"Let Jesus be your valentine." - Christina Dudley

"Oh wow, she really looks preagnant!" - Katie Gore on Christina Dudley

"Cornerstone: We Just Don't Want To Suck" - Motto suggested by Dr. Rev. Scott Dudley

SPECIAL EVENT: Snow and Ski Weekend

"Cooking puts me in my little happy place." - Kyle Van Houtan
"Vegetarians are even closer to dust." - Ibid., on the results of cooking

ALEX'S INTERNET PICK OF THE (ARBITRARILY LONG) WEEK:

By their own admission, "Pretty much the only satirical Christian magazine in existence." Also the people behind The Daily Show's God Stuff segment. The Door

Past Picks

I know I'm getting further and further away from straight humor, but this is a really interesting religious link. Encyclopedia Britannica's Table of Adherents of All Religions
Humor column on Crosswalk, a site that's trying to be the Christian portal of choice. Judge for yourself. Ask ed fargle
If you don't recognize these two, you're missing out on a LOT of Christian Comedy. Courtesy of TUVWS

Here's a great site for religious humor. It stores three day's worth, so visit Eculaugh frequently!

Some great work by Gary Trudeau (courtesy of Doonesbury Electronic Town Hall):
On Religion 1
On Religion 2
On Lecturers
On Students
On Roomates

If you have quotations or other appropriate humor you'd like to see on this page, please send mail to:

Alex Pearson, < pearsona@leland.stanford.edu>